Lauren. Toronto. 21. ENFJ.Tumblr (3.0; @canadianidiot)http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae47f1edb386532fc39b8f8164a19a3c/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8db97cf15dfb8f8a581cd59f1f447791/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a54b39675f149d88957989faff01009/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4a418e5faca302ff6f4fd4d8d204c6b/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0e2763974b2a878e8ea9639806741ef/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cc4a9e42fe29c8e8e4ac3168a62b26a1/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/92c96d63451d4fdc0a5ef2af4e12944f/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175220827451http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175220827451Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:09:43 -0400<p><a href="http://vangoghoes.tumblr.com/post/158376062994/i-really-wish-i-could-get-a-refund-for-all-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">vangoghoes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail</p></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175180667576http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175180667576Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:04:28 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cffd0c07e1e254873aa6fea69ea530eb/tumblr_oqhbqpQVTD1w2cfbmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175180225921http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175180225921Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:48:06 -0400<p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175148967877" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uristmcdorf.tumblr.com/post/175135134977/so-the-cah-pride-pack-has-options-for-buying-it" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">uristmcdorf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175055764352" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175055711147" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter&quot; and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="358" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b42a91dcc740b0aa68a6e929ae6a808/tumblr_inline_pale0hpUq01rt665v_500.jpg" data-orig-height="358" data-orig-width="720"/></figure><p>this is absolutely what they’ve done</p> </blockquote> <p style="">I did it to myself so you don’t have to<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1121" data-orig-width="897"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b95ea2929e4a55518adc949ee06c4a6/tumblr_inline_papwk1oDCb1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1121" data-orig-width="897"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1361" data-orig-width="894"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/080738224a6fd379dda412606f5fd916/tumblr_inline_papwjxJcgP1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1361" data-orig-width="894"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0b60a74358dfeb4ccf6735b3fda899a0/tumblr_inline_papwjzw4To1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a9cf17a6baf98cb9ed43147064f3cf18/tumblr_inline_papwjvaWML1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"/></figure><p>send help<br/></p> </blockquote> <p><i>thank you for your sacrifice</i></p> </blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175179621271http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175179621271Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:23:46 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/174c906cd4604f8de2f0fae4f349c1bc/tumblr_p84a71fAdJ1qejma3o1_r2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/be310b8db3b382ec32365f989fcda5b4/tumblr_p84a71fAdJ1qejma3o2_r2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/504600f9fe16d39a21e3ed46f41bcc4a/tumblr_p84a71fAdJ1qejma3o3_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/faca90a31d1314cffbc9ea257daa99f3/tumblr_p84a71fAdJ1qejma3o4_r2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a8da6d7bc3f81e726078864be6ceb769/tumblr_p84a71fAdJ1qejma3o5_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2d73d48723a6863062db137706ccc5bd/tumblr_p84a71fAdJ1qejma3o6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://darlingbenny.tumblr.com/post/173900529482" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">darlingbenny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dawnofthedusk.tumblr.com/post/173524588953/you-are-going-to-struggle" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dawnofthedusk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><i>You are going to <a href="http://dawnofthedusk.tumblr.com/tagged/marveledit" target="_blank">struggle</a>.</i><br/></p></blockquote> <p> #<a href="http://achlles.tumblr.com/tagged/the-good-boys-of-marvel.-the-valid-ones" target="_blank">the good boys of marvel. the valid ones</a> <br/></p> </blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175179093336http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175179093336Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:02:13 -0400marvelthor<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fdfe3fa9b3c26000969fabd057e0a41/tumblr_p7nrqvUuDN1tpwlrto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/571abd91bca16a3034c4ec4faedddc4a/tumblr_p7nrqvUuDN1tpwlrto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://aneternalscoutandabrownie.tumblr.com/post/173296226713/this-is-the-exchange-she-is-referring-to" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aneternalscoutandabrownie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is the exchange she is referring to</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="511" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fcc02dc21c9578d289682b59335131c8/tumblr_inline_p7r38wanWQ1qasoa3_540.png" data-orig-height="511" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175179065676http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175179065676Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:01:05 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c153790da2147fb1f4ffacaabe8160d/tumblr_pa2shpnuS81ue6sv7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175178895516http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175178895516Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:54:57 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae47f1edb386532fc39b8f8164a19a3c/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8db97cf15dfb8f8a581cd59f1f447791/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1a54b39675f149d88957989faff01009/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4a418e5faca302ff6f4fd4d8d204c6b/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0e2763974b2a878e8ea9639806741ef/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cc4a9e42fe29c8e8e4ac3168a62b26a1/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/92c96d63451d4fdc0a5ef2af4e12944f/tumblr_p2mdqsooVt1w3unueo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175178844746http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/175178844746Sat, 23 Jun 2018 14:52:49 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/67a219ab91726b44430a84faab3f3c01/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e800742558b37d798da2ca44214871aa/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/18fa662fb533a1206b3b7f3e115c59d4/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/df122d66cafa80d4ab68c29d81aa1a69/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/81382beeed6473c4a8326e96b945b566/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a717284cdea7986316bc23c9b48142b9/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a0e0e889184a0927bd4be3ea2cf3b286/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a3673904ad2c4a51f0c38266369ef4e9/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c707d1d261ea176829eac78f125c741f/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d4d4da5fbf8ceaa05ea40c153648f720/tumblr_pafbnuIwaK1spvhnko9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979726466http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979726466Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:51:07 -0400wonder woman<p><a href="https://braixxen.tumblr.com/post/174053175892/me-oh-yeah-ill-watch-insert-mega-popular" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">braixxen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point</p> <p>me:</p> <figure class="tweaks-full-width-gifs" data-orig-height="277" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/14b2d7593209512c8c0e29b06ee57489/tumblr_inline_p8zi6rjt6y1qiguid_540.png" data-orig-height="277" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979696411http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979696411Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:49:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liquidcoma.tumblr.com/post/131027910329" target="_blank">liquidcoma</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawaiilluminatii.tumblr.com/post/131027755645" target="_blank">kawaiilluminatii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YMCA but instead of young man they say comrade and YMCA is USSR</p> </blockquote> <p>comrade, steel production is down/i said comrade, you must sleep on the ground</p> </blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979580511http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979580511Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:45:15 -0400<p><a href="http://technicoloursunsetsky.tumblr.com/post/174272093496/one-time-i-dreamt-i-was-joining-random-dating" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">technicoloursunsetsky</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://one-time-i-dreamt.tumblr.com/post/174268876256/i-was-joining-random-dating-sites-and-i-came" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">one-time-i-dreamt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I was joining random dating sites and i came across one called “Top Tier” which was apparently only for very rich people with high IQs. Only, there was no vetting process so i figured it was just for pompous assholes who thought they were top tier. </p> <p>I signed up to see what it was like. The color scheme of the site was yellow on black. You had to select one of three options indicating if you were single or not. I don’t remember what the first two were, but the third one was, “you can go to hell,” which meant that for whichever reason, you weren’t interested in anyone. If you chose this option you couldn’t even search the site, so I backed up and chose a different option. </p> <p>I found Uma Thurman on the site and jokingly sent her a date request, but she actually accepted and now I had a date with her set for tomorrow evening. I was in a panic because I didn’t want to date Uma Thurman. In the dream, she was known for being mean. I was still stressing about how I was gonna break this date, when I woke up.</p> </blockquote> <p>again, I really need to read the usernames on this fucking site</p> </blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979319911http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979319911Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:34:53 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3fec1b028ba7f7912e2e301743d15820/tumblr_paddmowCbG1r00543o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9adc2a1cc236ddc5e561b25cad32b30/tumblr_paddmowCbG1r00543o2_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d3e1bd53ae8c547e1425f216feea69ec/tumblr_paddmowCbG1r00543o3_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bc82fa0b4313f7ab8df6a93f85978c0d/tumblr_paddmowCbG1r00543o4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://rubyredwisp.tumblr.com/post/174920558418/jon-snow-meme-one-quote" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">rubyredwisp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small><b><a href="http://rubyredwisp.tumblr.com/tagged/jonsnowm" target="_blank">Jon Snow Meme</a>:</b> One quote</small></p></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979279431http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979279431Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:33:17 -0400got<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/69815f8595976eb6b1d503f8c9954515/tumblr_oke3eesHTV1r4y7nzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://axon-terminal.tumblr.com/post/172620479248/mattradicalphd-bigmysteriousmoon-bogleech" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">axon-terminal</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattradicalphd.tumblr.com/post/156727970431/bigmysteriousmoon-bogleech-splendidland" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattradicalphd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bigmysteriousmoon.tumblr.com/post/156723382140" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bigmysteriousmoon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/156411449343/bogleech-splendidland-this-is-the-funniest-ad" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bogleech</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://splendidland.tumblr.com/post/156399022794/bogleech-splendidland-this-is-the-funniest-ad" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">splendidland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bogleech.tumblr.com/post/156398923943/this-is-the-funniest-ad-ive-ever-seen-on-here-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bogleech</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://splendidland.tumblr.com/post/156398604359/this-is-the-funniest-ad-ive-ever-seen-on-here-i" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">splendidland</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this is the funniest ad i’ve ever seen on here i am cackling<br/></p></blockquote> <p>This is one of the most misaimed ads you could possibly run on tumblr on multiple levels<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="458" data-orig-width="632"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/456a22901614d85892d47c2b66ffa261/tumblr_inline_oke42eHB9b1r1vgsg_540.png" data-orig-height="458" data-orig-width="632"/></figure><p>i got another one, only this one is kind of viscerally terrifying<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>someone somewhere had to pitch “Peter Griffin with a mouthful of photorealistic flesh” as an advertisement for a product and someone else had to official approve that idea for us to get here<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="556"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/171405b62754742d4a4e38d97ff31e7e/tumblr_inline_okrg0zcI3S1qfknx8_540.png" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="556"/></figure><p>theres a third one and the caption is just viscerally upsetting</p> </blockquote> <p>this reads like a monster factory goof<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c9bc8b9a853cefcc59a003a8e5430359/tumblr_inline_p6pnzhTQuS1sbxmli_500.jpg" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979268711http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979268711Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:32:52 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/921f96738a996cc024b11e7a46677b0d/tumblr_p1hhm0SFBe1wocx9bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979160981http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979160981Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:28:45 -0400<p><a href="http://silverhawk.tumblr.com/post/174080546580/this-is-one-of-the-only-times-ive-ever-seen-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">silverhawk</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>this is one of the only times ive ever seen a pallas cat not in a rage state and i am . cherishing this picture.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="960"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20be2100468b8038cafc1b4d174ee34e/tumblr_inline_p8r2mdnD9Q1tv7l4a_540.png" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="960"/></figure></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979096051http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174979096051Sun, 17 Jun 2018 12:26:08 -0400cat<p><a href="http://magsbanes.tumblr.com/post/157401488572" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">magsbanes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>me: i want love</p> <p>also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="336" data-orig-width="538" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b45b237a3caa6d01131ebc1b0df39fea/tumblr_inline_olkxoxcOxh1qe4hxr_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8c62923aa71389a2c47b777d9762ef02/tumblr_inline_p1d69avHpY1r4suze_540.jpg" data-orig-height="336" data-orig-width="538" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b45b237a3caa6d01131ebc1b0df39fea/tumblr_inline_olkxoxcOxh1qe4hxr_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174949254486http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174949254486Sat, 16 Jun 2018 13:22:09 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c25081a49b84a92bc7234319bd7102a2/tumblr_padzktE4BZ1rnntmfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://harrystylesdaily.net/post/174926931339/harry-styles-live-on-tour-night-43-hershey" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">harrystylesdaily</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><small>Harry Styles // Live On Tour Night 43 // Hershey, PA 14.06.18</small></p></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174949238171http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174949238171Sat, 16 Jun 2018 13:21:27 -0400harry stylesi'm seeing him today!<p><a href="http://emdots.tumblr.com/post/172522263900/me-listening-to-various-genres-of-god-knows" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">emdots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what*<br/><br/>Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:</p> <figure data-orig-width="266" data-orig-height="223"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1acdd8c7f6f398c1188adb5489d82229/tumblr_inline_p6kfbgjwQz1ts7vpv_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="266" data-orig-height="223"/></figure></blockquote>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174949113906http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174949113906Sat, 16 Jun 2018 13:16:13 -0400<p>Ireland to win, Bulgaria to get the snitch</p>http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174899266341http://canadianidiot.tumblr.com/post/174899266341Thu, 14 Jun 2018 20:49:00 -0400